Okay, Barack Osa-I mean, Obama.

I'll admit, the title was a cheap shot. But the similarity between the two names is remarkable! Just switch out one consonant with another and BAM.

Anyways, on with the real point of this whole thing.
Quite bluntly, I could run this country better than that pathetic excuse for a politician.
Yeah, you heard me! It is SO on, Obama, SO on!
I am a sixteen year old girl who most people take for being quite ditzy and stupid. But I don't think I could even rival you in the stupidity category. Face it, the only reason you're candidate is because this country is, deep down inside, sexist (plus who wants the Clintons back in charge?), but nobody wants to admit to being racist. And thus, the HALF black man is picked.

And what is the reason, the spark, for my tirade? Recently, I was reading an article contrasting McCain and Obama's tax policies. And Obama really just blew my mind.

You see, Obama has this great, spectacular, amazingly amazing idea to RAISE THE OIL COMPANY'S TAXES. In theory, that sounds great, just like socialism (hah! how well has that work out?); let's raise the taxes of the big bad wolf oil company! Yeah! Let's take their money away! Right!

Right?

NO! WRONG! YOU, OBAMA, YES, YOU, ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL COTTON-HEADED NINNY MUGGINS!
Do you know what raising the oil company's taxes will do? DIDDLY SQUAT (I like the CAPS button, can ya tell?). The CEO's will die from laughter. There is no way this side of heaven or hell are they going to lose any their billions of dollars, especially to the government. Are you guys crazy?!
And do you know how they will make up for all the money lost in taxes?
(If you haven't guessed it by now, I'm officially labeling you an idiot and order you to leave this blog)
Get ready for it...

They will raise the price of gas. It takes true genius to figure that out. No, really, it does. Obviously, if Obama can't figure that out.
Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but as a sixteen year old who is quite eager to get her license and start driving, the very last thing I want is to have to pay $6 a gallon for gas (oh yes, it WILL happen, and how, if the oil company's taxes get raised).

This week, my mom was driving on the way to the store, and gas was something along the lines of $4.02 a gallon, or something close to that. An hour later, she passed the very same gas station, and gas had climbed up to $4.16. Fourteen cents in one hour.
Fourteen cents actually doesn't sound like ALL that much, but it really does make a big difference.

Now, I'm not too fond of either candidate, but McCain seems to have at least a little bit more common sense than Obama. McCain wants to stop federal tax on gas until prices have reached something a bit less outrageous. Obama, being the CHNM (cotton-headed ninny muggins-work with me) that he is, laughed and asked what a difference that would make.
Um. A lot. I'm getting quite frustrated with you, Obama.
Eighteen or twenty-four cents off the price of gas would do a whole heckuva lot in the big picture. Especially for people with SUV's or trucks.

I guess what I'm trying to say here, people, is...

Please. If you have any sense at all, any semblance of intelligence, do NOT vote for Obama in November.
Do you really want our country to become a socialist failure?