Sunday, August 3, 2008

girls with paper hearts and razor mouths.

A person would think that since girls are of the same gender, they would try to band together against the evil forces of the opposite gender, aka boys, who have cooties and an irritating tendency to break hearts, along with turning our knees and minds into mush.
A person would think so, but said person would be oh so terribly wrong.
Girls are horrible, catty, conniving creatures who delight in backstabbing their closest friends, all in the name of... Boys.
Heavens to Betsey, females, pull yourselves together!
This girl blogger has seen it happen too many times not to comment on this dire and reoccurring situation. A girl abandons and/or back stabs her best friend for a dude, who leaves her broken hearted in the end anyways. So now girl in question has no boyfriend, AND no best friend, because she was so exasperatingly two faced about the whole thing.
Moral of the story: Boys are evil and have cooties and girls should throw rocks at them.
(Okay, so maybe at this point in time I'm a little biased about the whole situation, but that is merely a detail that can and will go over looked.)

This is only part one in a tirade against the "fairer" sex. As you can tell, I'm quite disgusted with the way my gender acts and I wish they would all stop the shenanigans.

-Emily

1 comment:

ohhushkirsten said...

i hate girls >.<
but i love you :)